Samsung 52" TV

Meet this beautiful blast from the past — a 52” TV that’s seen more Netflix passwords than your ex’s couch. Smart-ish: Not full-on genius, but definitely college-educated. 4 HDMI ports: That’s four times more than most of today’s “minimalist” nonsense. USB port: Plug in your dreams… or a flash drive. Picture quality: Still sharp enough to judge reality TV contestants. Condition: Aged like fine wine (or maybe like a fine DVD player). Sure, it’s not as thin as the new models — but neither are most of us since 2009. Perfect for a guest room, gaming setup, or someone who thinks “vintage tech” is cool again.