Seasoned birch firewood

Birch Please. It's Cold Outside. 🪵 Seasoned. Split. Bagged. Dog-tested.🔥 You saw the pile. You saw the quality control team. Now you can buy the wood. As reviewed by our experts: ★★★★★ "I would lay on this wood again" - The Guy ★★★★★ "10/10 would kiss this human on this wood pile" - Black Dog in Puffer Jacket ★★★★★ "I'm just here for the treats but sure, firewood I guess" - Tiny Dog in White Jacket ⚠️ WARNING: May cause extreme coziness, neighbors coming over uninvited, and fires that last too long. What you're actually getting: Premium SEASONED BIRCH - the good stuff. Burns hot, clean, and long. • Split to fit wood stoves, fire pits, etc. Have extra bark for fire starters if ya want! • Green mesh bags like in photo - approx 30lb • Dry, hand-split, ready to burn right now • Dog-inspected for maximum coziness PRICE: $20 per bag 2 for $35 5 for $85 Pickup in Stony Plain - delivery available. Human model, fashion-forward dogs, and Toyota NOT included. DM how many you want!