Collectible Tito's Bottle Sweater

Collectible Tito's 1L Bottle Sweater. Brand new. Hilarious. I've been laughing since I got it, which has been 17 days straight. My stomach hurts and it's becoming a medical issue. You could put this on a ferret. Pets aren't allowed at my apartment otherwise I'd buy a ferret or Iguana, name him Smirnoff, and put this Tito's sweater on him. It would cause some internal turmoil and questioning within him, sure, and perhaps even Twitter beef with either brand, but developing life experience like that is important for any animal I'd own. Pick up in West Village