Black & Decker Toast-R-Oven - GUC

Wife: Where’d you get this? Looks new. Pretty clean… Me: Downstairs. It’s just been in the cupboard taking up real estate and we don’t even use it. Wife: Why are you taking so many pictures of it? Me: Because I’m selling it and if I was going to buy something I’d rather more pictures than less. Wife: Does this thing work? Me: It works perfectly. Wife: How much you selling it for? Me: Eight bucks. Wife: WHAT?! So cheap? No! Don’t sell it then! Me: I’ll give you the money. Wife: oh, ok then!