Duck Decoys

Certified pre-apocalypse hand crafted support duck decoys. Water bird lover? Passion for beaks? Love the mild scent of wood mixed with the extravagant visuals of seeing a duck? The lavish feathery and crisp snap of a beak on a bug? Maybe you're scared of having a pet duck because it might fly away and never come back like everyone else you have ever loved, maybe you've always wanted a pet but you hate feeding things and taking care of stuff and cleaning poo. I know you were hurt in the past.... So look no further! Each duck is well trained, obedient and a faithful feathered friend (no feathers included). Don't wait any longer! STOP DENYING YOURSELF TRUE COMPANIONSHIP!!!! Get these pre apocalypse hand crafted support duck decoys today!!!!! THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!