Keepsake Box for Things Your Kids are Going to Throw Out

This was given to me to put my Dad's stuff in, but I knew he'd prefer an authentic WWII Canadian armed-forces issue iron-banded steel footlocker, so that's what I bought. This is yours for a measly five bucks, because if I start decorating in other people's cursive sentiments I will vomit in it. Go ahead and do you, but don't invite me over unless you're serving alcohol.