#freecycle Unicorn Duck Pair w/ Vaguely Threatening Aura

#freecycle Rubber Unicorn Duck Pair with Vaguely Roughly 1.5 inches in length. Never used- they’ve just been loitering on the shelf, observing. Why do they simultaneously have a side shave and look like they want to speak to your manager? I don’t know- Maybe science has gone too far. I wouldn’t separate them for risk of unsettling the ghosts that probably reside in their rubbery forms. Excellent gift for • Bronies • Horse Girls, Horse Boys, Horse Enbies • That person with a rubber duck collection • The young spectre that lives in your attic • Anyone named Steve