Volkswagen Golf R & Pink Vespa

i bought this Black Volkswagen Golf R hatchback, and turns out it’s a piece of shit i don’t know how VW got permission to sell this shit box. Anyway not a scam just want this cock hole out of my garage immediately. ALSO if you purchase this shiter you also get an awesome buy 1 get one free deal and get a free pink Vespa. but if i were you and bought this shiter VW i would just scrape it and keep the vespa because it’s faster and just overall a better family vehicle. This shit box is also stock because who would want to mod this piece of shit. Looking for offers😊